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Island Hoppers 001 (COMPLETED)
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Re: Island Hoppers 001 (COMPLETED)
[Milo speaking to Helena Voss]
Yo, Mrs. V!
Tasty Chicken Island’s got mad resources! That’s what Mr. Houston called it – Tasty Chicken – cuz he said he didn’t care what we called it, and cuz there were a lot of big birds on the island.
He talked to the big birds, and they told him that if we weren’t food, then we should go away. That’s what he said they said, but all I heard was them squawkin’ at each other. Anyway, they looked like Axebeaks (the birds did, not Mr H), but not like the Axebeaks back home. These dudes had, like, multicolored feathers, and they had a bunch of eggs.
We were thinking maybe we could eat Axebeaks, or their eggs, or maybe we could tame them and have an Axebeak ranch. Or maybe we could tame them and ride around on their backs into battle! That would be sick!
But there were a lot of them, so we took the birds’ advice for now and sailed to a different beach. The birds also told us there were others like us on the island, but when Mr H went scouting, he saw huge frog-flipper tracks. Spoiler alert: there are frog people on the island. So, not like us, it turns out.
While he was scouting, me and Erlingr dug for clams on the beach, while Mr Claevage kept watch. Mr C’s got skills, yo! He can keep watch with his eyes closed! And, check it out: I got mad clam-digging skills, cuz here’s enough clams for 3 meals!
When Mr H came back, we followed him into the rainforest. We found some huts in a clearing; there were lots of flipper tracks around, but no sign of anyone. We looked inside the huts, and Erlingr found this spear! Mr C said it was a masterwork steel spear, so we don’t think it was made by the frog people. It also had a symbol on it. The symbol looked like a trident coming out of the water, but I pointed out that if you turn it upside down, it kinda looks like a chicken foot. Coincidence?
We followed the tracks through the jungle, and there was a clearing at the foot of the mountain. Mr H went ahead to scout it out again, and what did he find? You guessed it! Frog people.
They were, like, meditating on the mountainside, but seeing Mr H must have killed the vibe, cuz they attacked him. Bro! They were Kung Fu Frogs!! I kinda blacked out during the fight, but when I came to, the frog people were all dead, and everyone said I did a great job!
We climbed up the mountainside a bit, and there was a cave, and there was a sacrificial altar in the cave, so we decided to bounce.
On the way back, I found these 4 edible mushroom samples. We gathered as much soil and as much dead wood as we could carry, cuz I thought we could use that stuff to start farming our own mushrooms to help feed everyone. Do you know how to grow mushrooms, Mrs V? I know how a little, but I don’t want to mess this up. Maybe Mr Goodbar knows how? Those old halflings LOVE growing mushrooms.
Tasty Chicken Island slaps! 10 of 10, would revisit!
Yo, Mrs. V!
Tasty Chicken Island’s got mad resources! That’s what Mr. Houston called it – Tasty Chicken – cuz he said he didn’t care what we called it, and cuz there were a lot of big birds on the island.
He talked to the big birds, and they told him that if we weren’t food, then we should go away. That’s what he said they said, but all I heard was them squawkin’ at each other. Anyway, they looked like Axebeaks (the birds did, not Mr H), but not like the Axebeaks back home. These dudes had, like, multicolored feathers, and they had a bunch of eggs.
We were thinking maybe we could eat Axebeaks, or their eggs, or maybe we could tame them and have an Axebeak ranch. Or maybe we could tame them and ride around on their backs into battle! That would be sick!
But there were a lot of them, so we took the birds’ advice for now and sailed to a different beach. The birds also told us there were others like us on the island, but when Mr H went scouting, he saw huge frog-flipper tracks. Spoiler alert: there are frog people on the island. So, not like us, it turns out.
While he was scouting, me and Erlingr dug for clams on the beach, while Mr Claevage kept watch. Mr C’s got skills, yo! He can keep watch with his eyes closed! And, check it out: I got mad clam-digging skills, cuz here’s enough clams for 3 meals!
When Mr H came back, we followed him into the rainforest. We found some huts in a clearing; there were lots of flipper tracks around, but no sign of anyone. We looked inside the huts, and Erlingr found this spear! Mr C said it was a masterwork steel spear, so we don’t think it was made by the frog people. It also had a symbol on it. The symbol looked like a trident coming out of the water, but I pointed out that if you turn it upside down, it kinda looks like a chicken foot. Coincidence?
We followed the tracks through the jungle, and there was a clearing at the foot of the mountain. Mr H went ahead to scout it out again, and what did he find? You guessed it! Frog people.
They were, like, meditating on the mountainside, but seeing Mr H must have killed the vibe, cuz they attacked him. Bro! They were Kung Fu Frogs!! I kinda blacked out during the fight, but when I came to, the frog people were all dead, and everyone said I did a great job!
We climbed up the mountainside a bit, and there was a cave, and there was a sacrificial altar in the cave, so we decided to bounce.
On the way back, I found these 4 edible mushroom samples. We gathered as much soil and as much dead wood as we could carry, cuz I thought we could use that stuff to start farming our own mushrooms to help feed everyone. Do you know how to grow mushrooms, Mrs V? I know how a little, but I don’t want to mess this up. Maybe Mr Goodbar knows how? Those old halflings LOVE growing mushrooms.
Tasty Chicken Island slaps! 10 of 10, would revisit!
-Eric
Jaroslav, 1st level elf cleric
Milo, 2nd level halfling sorcerer
Jaroslav, 1st level elf cleric
Milo, 2nd level halfling sorcerer